Monday, May 13, 2013

Splash of colour

I'm sure we would all love to have a little word with mother nature to discuss her latest psychotic breakdown which will most likely result in her to viciously turn the other cheek and curse us with some more hail. Seriously, what was up with that? Lady's got some issues. Now we all know I'm a fond believer of the cold and dark seasons, but how about a little more consistency. Why surprise us with doomsday blizzards when you know we've already tucked in our winter clothes for the summer. Are you really that cruel mother nature? ARE YOU?

As mother nature's monthly (a.k.a period) continues to progress and leave us with torturous climate conditions, it is only natural for us human beings to be just as psychotic and mental as mother nature herself. Well folks, no need to get your panties in a knot because I have it all under control. I have found a remedy to remove some of this built up hatred and anger. Now I've only ever tested this theory based experiment on yours truly so bare with me. Alright now, just relax your eyeballs and follow me.

Therapy Tip

What is the one word that comes to mind when you think of summer? The first thing that pops into your head? I would personally say "smoggy" but for normal ordinary folk who adore the sun and the unexpected sunburns that come with it are likely to say "peaceful" or "colourful" or not, I truly have no idea. But for the purpose of today's post let's stick with colourful. Colours are the perfect compliment to summer and spring. It just seems to work like peanut butter & jam or Batman & Robbin. I'm sure you get the gist by now. So here is what I want you to do next; 1) blast that heater of yours you happily turned off a week ago. 2) bust out all of your most splendid colourful gear 3) watch Birdcage.

Trust me. TRUST ME. After these simple yet effective steps you will feel the difference. Okay here's the truth, there's a 30% chance this method will NOT actually work. OKAY. This method is not going to work though maybe a few therapeutic photos will be able to carry you through these rough times. Remember, whenever you are feeling cold I'm just one click away. Good luck.




 




Hazzah!

Until next time,

Didi

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