There are billions of shoes worn on this planet everyday. Every pair has a purpose or meaning to the occupant wearing them. They come in variety of forms; high, short, bald and hairy. This list is endless. Believe it or not there are people in this world who are fond believers of the shoe and own a roomful while others cannot see meaning to it and own a single pair. Whether you fall under one category or on the other side of the spectrum or better still you are on middle ground, there is a shoe that generally offends the entire world. I refer to them as the Camel Toes, though they are more famously known as Tabi. It's quite clear why they have inherited such a nickname or if it isn't let's just say you are lucky you've never seen one. Better still the dictionary defines "camel toe" as the forefoot of a camel. Let's just stick with that one.
The point is, the very first time I laid eyes on these beautiful creatures I knew they were meant to be with me. Now, I make it sound as if I have recently purchased the camel toe. For the record I DIDN'T. Doesn't mean a girl can't dream. As they cost as much as a few months rent, I'm sad to say we will never be together. Who said Rom-Coms were sad? This at least is real life.
So long Camel Toes.
Until next time,
Didi
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