I can name a handful of elements that are off or more so wrong with this photo. Where should I begin? For starters my hair accidentally segregates into two sides creating what is commonly known as a middle part - where I very closely resemble the demon child from About A Boy. You know which boy I'm referring to, right? The boy who unknowingly sings and dances to mystikal's "Shake yo ass" through his school hallways?
Secondly I look like a mother from the 80's embodying the hip of all hipness as I sport the varsity jacket, turtle neck and magenta sneakers. Oh and the most important recipe of it all, the high "gunty" mom jeans. My attempt to assume the role of a cool mom somehow backfires as I hopelessly end up looking like a mom embarrassed to be seen with her children. Yes, as a matter of fact I did look in the mirror before leaving my house.
My third point somewhat ties into my second proclamation, a revitalization to the camel toe (with only a slight connection to: The Camel Toes seen here). Though it appears not to be a full fledge camel toe, more so a novice youngster studying the art of camels and such.
I'll tie in the remainder within this last statement as I'm fully having WAY too much fun indulging in my own criticisms (if you can't laugh at yourself what can you do, really?). I'm a safe distance away but if you were to zoom closely into my face, you'd noticeably witness lipstick smudges around the Perimeter of my lips. As I commonly brag aboUt my List of favorite crazy homeless people of the downtown core, you can rest assure I'm probably on someones list now if I wasn't before. That is all today folks.
Varsity Jacket- Vintage
Turtle Neck- Unknown
Jeans- Guess
Shoes- Unknown
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