Monday, May 27, 2013

Sunshine

99.99% of the time appearances can be deceiving.

On this ordinary day (in May?) the sun does so in two ways. 1) Appears welcoming and warm and encouraging all of (wo)mankind to step outside and dance beneath it's warmth as if our lives depend on it. 2) The sun's ability to "transform" my naturally white pasty skin into a golden retriever tan.

The former is more believable whereas the latter is nearly impossible. Though if you put two and two together you'd discover and suspiciously wonder why I'm wearing a wooly knit and full length jeans indoors and not outside. That's right. It's BLOODY COLD. Nobody enjoys wearing an entire winter outfit; parka, sweater and pants, only having to strip (almost entirely) mid-day and re-clothe in the late afternoon. Mother nature is a real piece of work this year.

Or better still I could be a pathological liar. What if it is scorching outside and humankind actually decides to follow through and dance vigorously in the heat. My latest obsession with jeans and knits can possibly be the cause that is enabling me to lock myself in a room where I have full access to an air conditioning system because I strongly refuse to remove the jeans. Did I learn nothing from the Jean Machine festivities a few days back? One word. Jorts.

Attention: Jorts will become priority on my shopping list once the climate starts heating up. HA CHA CHA!


Knit- Vintage
Jeans- Gap 1969
Heels- Aldo

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